RARITIES PET STORE “laugh a bit anektode / SKETCH” 😉
( …. free naive very quick CARICATURE with the naked FingerEnd on the Display from HANDYs …. „FingerTipCartoons“ …. symbolic Illustration Photos + Picture ….)
□ KÖRNER & HIRSCHFELD OHG □ [ open trading company GREIN & STAGFIELD ] 🙂
C = customers S = seller pet store
p r e h i s t o r y
About an recommendation from the ZODIAC – formerly = ☆apparently more like two legs☆ (= mehr wie 2 Füsse) since the annual general meeting = with tumult after the alleged subsequent 3rd round of voting, the managing >2nd vice-president< “TUSNELDA SCHLEICHER” (= “TUSSI SNEAKY”) in new club-name
☆the 4 foot☆ (die 4 HAXN) chanched …….
👉 A newly acquired customer bought some F I S H E S in the rarities pet store ◇GREIN & STAGFIELD◇
After a short time, the customer came to the pet store very angry and emphatically wanted to return the money ( purchase price ).
S = yes why are you not satisfied with the fishes ?
C = the piranhas jumped out of the garden-pond = and I don’t know why they didn’t jump back again – I’ll tell you rock hard did I discover them ….
S = maybe the fish have suffered from thirst
C = the mangy street cat
and besides, his tail was getting shorter and shorter from the slobbering mangy homeless tomcat and finally he had no more whiskers + no more hair on the front-paws …… sobs !
S = unfortunately, I can’t give you any money back- but I will live up to our reputation as a customer-friendly business, and in your case, cushion/mitigate it with my partner ….. okay ?
🤩this customer got 2 FREE box seats for the traveling circus from the TV shop ( „Jumping Heart for Animals“ ) and in addition the latest invention of a
🖤 FLY SWATTER (☆☆☆☆☆ premium) ☠ ***** 100 % tested for right + left-handed people)🤣 this cool achievement has a built-in sensor with a „LAUGHINGBAG“-sound with a random effect🙃🤭
and listen ☝️ you can also use it as a kitchen alarm clock – it’s totally correct
K A L I M B A
C = but that sounds good and is very practical __ but I can’t wake up the bird like an alarm clock⏰
S = hahaha …. oh so yes = the hours pull on his right foot and the minutes on his left foot ….. very simple ….. correction = tickling under his wings(armpits)
C = and the “GRAY PARROT” what should the cost ?
S = 2.999,– EURO unfortunately he can no longer speak intelligibly
C = no, you’re not serious – why is the grey parrot so foolishly expensive
S = it’s just like the wine, oldtimer+ rank = the older the more expensive .…
he was the mascot in an ICE CREAM PARLOR, but he snacked on way too much ICECREAM and ruined his vocal cords….. but he is the BOSS of all the birds here in the store ….. he is a phänomenal architect with >LEGO – Stones< to play …. and playing “POKER”
C = i’m asking you to be quite friendly = don’t you have a special offer price- bargain for me ? 😟
S = oohh yes, the old white “COCKATOO” !!!! 🤑
….i can sell this to you for only 499,– EUROS__i got it on senior residence🤐…. may I give you the COCKATOO in a box right away ?
😡
after a few days, the customer storms furiously into the specialty pet store
C = i want my money back immediately, this animal is an imposition ….. i’m being attacked…. plucked at my beautiful painstaking hairstyle and tweaked in the ears 😤
S = please excuse me a lot = my partner probably forgot to point out important details to you …🤏 this NAUGHTY can be solved immediately simply…..
and the BIRD he speaks 7 languages
✋ it’s like this = we received the old COCKATOO from a PRIVATE BANKRUPTCY of a 72-year-old freelance 🚾 WOMAN🚻 at an auction
👂👂
S = If he did not hear MONEY ringing or observed that the toilet user does not put a cleaning fee / donation on the placed plate ….. so he flew on his shoulder and pinched him in nose + ears angrily as a PUNISHMENT !!!!!!!
S =Just put a money box or empty canned food jar in front of your toilet door and always throw coins in it …..
So you have a double effect ….. the cockatoo is satisfied and they have a nest egg ….. MONEY stay in the family ….. hahaha !
S = but WE >GREIN & STAGFIELD< may give you 6 dozen retiredLEECHES = ( 100% AIDS-free ) as a sympathy and compensation for pain (for YOUR GARDEN POND = then PENSIONER POND)….you had the experience with the PIRANHAS …. and in addition, as a bonus, the last ZOO journal with the special documentation =
> how do I get out of the MOUSETRAP with my fingers 🖖 when my mobile phone is in a RADIO HOLE < 😖🤧🥴😬
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